Patriotic Idiots

Flags. I heard an American (who has taken out Australian citizenship) on the radio today. He was tremendously disappointed that Australians don't fly the flag enough. He thought it showed that Australians aren't proud to be Australian.

Listen idiot. Most Australians are smart enough to know that displaying a piece of cloth with a pattern on it doesn't make you a good citizen. For example:




Most Australians realise that being a good Ozzie means being reasonable, unpretentious and giving a fair go for all. Or something like that.

Any twat can fly a flag.

Work

Suits. The most classy dress for a man, providing that 1. you don't have to wear one; 2. it's not 35 degrees.

Photoshop. Can show you worlds of imagination (Jodie's photo...).


Gypsy punk rock. I haven't heard it yet, but i'm excited.

Steamed flounder with ginger and lemongrass at Viet Rose on Brunswick St. Heaven, especially the bit of flesh located right about where the fish's cheek would be if it had cheeks...

Prodigy

Gabriella Cilmi. Sixteen years old and sings with the raw and gutsy voice of a woman who has seen her share of bleary-eyed mornings (ie. Amy Winehouse). Great stuff. Lets hope she doesn't get snared into singing boring pop (her Myspace).

I Am Legend. Even if you have no expectations, and come to it wanting only action and special effects, you'll be disappointed. It's boring. The action is repetitive. They skimped on the special effects and it shows.

Kevin Rudd. Cowardly backdown on carers payments. Very disappointing that he caved in. Finally, the halo falls off and reveals his weakness. Sad really.

Ties. Too expensive, but a nice one is nice enough that you forget how completely useless a clothing accessory it is, and how similar it is to a noose.